racing to the red light

I defy someone to explain to me how anyone is supposed to use this thing without hurting themselves:

It's sharp and will cut you no matter how you hold it

And what, exactly, one would use this for is beyond me.  It’s a round knife for God’s sake!

Now I understand how to use this product, I just don’t know when, why, or on whom you would use it. It’s evidently called a Tactical Tomahawk, and it will mess you up!

This seems ... unnecessary

And for the maniac in your life who already has a “Cyclone Knife” AND a Tactical Tomahawk, you could always get them something useful, like a surplus gas mask from Finland.

get your mask on