racing to the red light

While researching a client’s name today, I found some surprisingly hilarious autocomplete suggestions.

I have censored the name to protect this person’s anonymity. At first I had only blacked out the first name, but then discovered that the last name plus one of these suggestions revealed the first name after all.

If Google is to be trusted, this person may be a slob, a CPA, or on a chain gang.  Perhaps s/he is all of the above!