racing to the red light

I will admit that it’s not that the events that inspired this story is funny – at the core, it is a crime and morally reprehensible – the funny part is the picture (and what it insinuates, namely that Twilight star Taylor Lautner resembles a llama).

Found quite randomly on a site called FilmDrunk:

The woman on the left is a 31-year-old English teacher in Hemet, California, who seduced and slept with a 17-year-old male student.

The article on FilmDrunk is so hilarious that I encourage everyone to go read it.

Go ahead, you can come back to RttRL when you’re done, we’ll still be here:

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/you-look-like-taylor-lautner-teacher-tells-student-she-seduced

The best two lines from this piece:

“Riverside County is the Florida of California”

And

“My sources say the boy tried to hide the romance, but failed on account of being a horrible, horrible actor.”

Ha!  Now that is pure gold!