racing to the red light

Today we have a trio of Facebook-related hilarity.

First up, a Public Service Announcement from Morphius:

Next, from a grouping of truly funny similarly themed pictures (the rest of which are available here) featuring, for all of our Asian friends with strict parents, the ubiquitous disapproving dad:

And finally for today, apropos of nothing except perhaps my disgust for people who feel the need to be constantly distracted by electronic gadgets (but most notably by their smartphones):