Why, Why Manti?

30 01 2013



Many thanks to our crack South Bay Bureau Chief for sending this one in.

Friday Funny – Te’o-ing

25 01 2013

If you’ve missed the uproar regarding Notre Damfootball star Manti Te’o an the elaborate hoax that he was the victim of (allegedly), well you must have been living under a rock or something. 

This is … Te’o-ing:


How to Not Work

18 01 2013

This just in from our South Bay bureau chief:





“As it turns out, ‘Bob’ had simply outsourced his own job to a Chinese consulting firm,” Valentine wrote. “Bob spent less that one fifth of his six-figure salary for a Chinese firm to do his job for him.”


The worker “physically FedExed his RSA token to China so that the third-party contractor could log-in under his credentials during the workday.”


When the team looked at Bob’s Web history, the picture got a bit clearer. The worker – described as an “inoffensive and quiet” programmer in his mid-40s – spent much of his day on Reddit, eBay, Facebook, or watching cat videos.

Friday Funny Take Two

18 01 2013

Well the iPhone ate my post. Lets try again. 

At the beginning of the Iraq war, do you guys remember the Iraqi Information Minister? 


He was famous for his ridiculous statements, many of which you can read here:




Stuff like:


“The infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad… Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected. Iraqis are heroes.”




“They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut.”



Read this article in that light:





Racing into 2013

7 01 2013


Well Happy New Year everyone. My goddamn iPhone just crashed my last post so we will try again.

This year I hope to adhere to a more regular posting schedule. I hope to do at least two quality posts per week, one mid-week and one on the weekend, with occasional bits here and there.