racing to the red light

Hint: do it quietly or go to the restroom; do not honk full-force at your cubicle

The incredibly annoying nose-blower in the office, who blows her nose mightily and loudly clears her throat incessantly through the day, all day/every day, with no regard for our open office layout and 30 coworkers nearby, is not specifically trying to annoy you in particular. She’s just oblivious. 

– You