On Lube, Using Your Own Products, and Justifications for Flogging the Pony

26 03 2013

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Our San Gabriel Valley bureau chief sent this item in yesterday – spotted in a press release from an adult lube company called Empowered Products.

The owner of the company is quoted in the press release as being a proud user of the company’s product, saying that he uses it “to clear my mind of carnal distractions in order to make better decisions throughout the day.”

We have to admit, that’s a pretty good justification for the act.

Amazon even sells the stuff. (What can’t you find on Amazon or eBay these days?) Their product description really says it all … You’ve got to read it to believe it.

Amongst the highlights: it “gets better” the more you use it.

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